Dreja24

Did you know... Owls will always love you! Or an angry scary ass snowman is happiness challenged? Bet you never knew something else. Cats are secretly aliens in disguise, they can also blend in as a husky too. Sneaky little shits. They are probably plotting our demise at this moment. There are other things you may not know. Lifesavers are death's arch enemy, they save our lives. You should never accept a basket of baked bread from an alligator, who is dressed as the Pillsbury Doughboy. The zebra knew better, it was shaddy as hell man. Unicorns don't believe in humans. We should probably be worried then. HUMANS DON'T EXIST THEN! HOLY SHIT! I'M A SECRET UNICORN! We should trust our voters, like the Vatican considering a "Syndicated" cartoonist as the next pope. We shouldn't trust a police van with a sign saying "Anime Control", fuckers are trying to get us. The tiny shark next to me is not amused right now but the wifi down. You know what, I give up. Go Google shit and ALL PRAISE TO THE GOOGLE!